Monday, May 4, 2020

Beware the swarms under the Rutting Moon



The seldom-seen trdlo (plural trdla) inspires the spit cake confection of the same name, also known as trdelník or Prügelkrapfen, among many other names.  Wildly inaccurate caricatures of the beasts as cute tubular hedgehogs attract customers for the cakes or pubs named after them. 



The actual animals are shy, reclusive rodents that can only be found in a few temperate, forested hill and mountain habitats with a particular mix of metals in the soil.  The different mix of minerals and metals in the soil of even close-nearby regions apparently repels and sickens the beasts.  Certain alchemists assert that copper is the trdlo-sickening element in these soils.

Trdla can dig through dirt half as fast as they can run on the ground. They require ten minutes to pant, snort, and wheeze every 120 feet of continuous digging.  They leave mole-like linear ridges of displaced soil on the surface in the wake of their passage.



The behavior and demeanor of the trdlo takes a radical turn when the stars align in the infrequent Astral Cluster conjunction during its month-long autumnal mating season, the Rutting Moon.  Something like the combined frenzy of Tasmanian devils, wolverines, and lemmings overtakes both males and females.  Trdla swarm through the land like a wave of army ants, fighting each other and any animal they encounter, mating violently in-between and during such aggressive actions.  They secrete a sticky, oily musk that is overpoweringly pungent.   



Perfumers, alchemists, and sorcerers sometimes pay a small value coin for each stinking trdlo carcass. They extract the musk glands and render them into components useful to their fields.


Description: Trdla are coarsely-furred in brown, gray, or black like wild boars. They have bristle-furred barrel-shaped torsos banded with corded muscles.  They stand on four squat legs tipped with sharp, shovel-like, clawed toenails.  Their tiny, baleful red eyes have black irises and are spaced around their circular, lamprey-like mouths, within which concentric circles of sharp teeth recede into the creature’s yawning bloody-red gullet.

The short low-volume grunts and snorts trdla use occasionally to communicate with other trdla give way to deafening and nearly continuous full-on howling, snarling, and squealing during Astral Cluster/Rutting Moon conditions.
 


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